Old age is like a plane flying through a storm
Once you re aboard, there s nothing you can do
Is it so bad to get older and older?
You can t help getting older, but you don t have to get old
The trick is growing up without growing old
Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old
Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age
Sound great, isn t it?