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篇名: 老外翻譯的「三字經」
作者: 余涵妮就是我 日期: 2011.11.17  天氣:  心情:
人之初:At the beginning of life,
性本善:Sex is good..
性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
習相遠:But it depends on how you do it.
苟不教:If you do not practice all the time,
性乃遷:Sex will leave you.
教之道:The way of learning it
貴以專:It is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
擇鄰處:Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學:If you don t study hard,
斷機杼:Your dick will become useless.
竇燕山:Dou, the Famous,
有義方:Owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子:All his five sons took it.
名俱揚:And their sexual ability were well-known.
養不教:If your children don t know how to do it,
父之過:It is all your fault.
教不嚴:If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰:Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不學:You may refuse to study this,
非所宜:But that is a real mistake.
幼不學:If you don t learn it in childhood,
老何為:You will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢:If you don t exercise your dick,
不成器:It won t become hard and strong.
人不學:If you don t learn sex,
不知義:You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.
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