星期五晚上大約十點半 我已經準備要打烊了 (準點11:00PM反牌CLOSED)
Final的清潔工作將要告一段落 並且將要結算當晚的 End of Day Banking
此時 一個約25歲的英國壯肥妞帶著她的男人衝進來 (她曾經來吃過兩次飯)
談吐很大聲
不秀氣
點餐的要求很多
而且喜歡進進出出餐廳在外抽菸 蠻惹人嫌的
我不喜歡她那種大辣辣的個性 不是很尊重別人的FU (叫他F好了)
F: Are you still open?
C: Yes ma’am
F: Can we have table for 2?
C: Sure thing! Due to the kitchen is closing so all your orders will be served at same time and has to leave by 11:20pm
F: Why I have to leave at 20 pass 11?
C: Because we closed at 11:00 (意思就是 我多給你20分鐘已經是恩典了)
F: mmmmmmmmmm…
C: Alternatively, you may order take away for enjoying the meal at home with some wine?
F: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…
(我心裡想 mmmmmmmm啥小? 已經他媽的說得很清楚 還躊躇?! )
F: But we just like to sit down then have some light meal, few drinks, chatting with my boyfriend. (說完還在我面前擰了她男友的臉頰)