幽默婚姻
Wife: What are you doing?
妻：你在作什麼啊？
Husband : Nothing.
夫：沒作什麼。
Wife : Nothing...? You ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.
妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。
Husband : I was looking for the expiry date.
夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
妻： 要吃晚餐嗎？
Husband : Sure! What are my choices?
夫： 當然！我可以選擇嗎？
Wife : Yes or no.
妻：要或不要。
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?
妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!
妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！
Hubby: Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?
夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢？
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Stress Reliever Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
女孩：婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾，以減輕你的負擔。
Boy: It s very kind of you, darling, but I don t have any worries or troubles.
男孩：親愛的，妳真體貼，但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。
Girl: Well that s because we aren t married yet.
女孩：哦？那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。
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