前臺小姐:"You have what thing?"(你有什麼事?)
老外 :"Can you speak English?"(你會說英語嗎?)
前臺小姐:"If I not speak English, I am speaking what?"
(如果我不會說英語,我在說什麼呢?)
老外 :"Can anyone else speak English? "
(有其他人會說英語嗎?)
前臺小姐:"You yourself look. All people are playing,
no people have time, you can wait,
you wait, you not wait, you go!"
(你自己看看,大家都在玩,沒人有時間,能等你就等;
不等你就走!)
老外 :"Good heavens. Anyone here can speak English?" (天啊!這裡有人會說英語嗎?)
前臺小姐:"Shout what shout, big surprise small strange,
you to bottom have what thing?"
(叫什麼叫?大驚小怪,你到底有什麼事?)