After being married for 40 years, I took a careful lo ok at my wife one day
and said, "forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa
bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night
with a hot 23-year-old girl.
結婚後40年,有一天,我仔細看著我的妻子,說:
“40年前我們有一間便宜的房子,一部破車,
睡在一張沙發床上,看著一台 10英寸的黑白電視機,
但我每天晚上可與一位23歲的辣妹睡覺。
Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a
large screen TV, but I m sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me
that you re not holding up your side of things."
現在 ...我有一間 $500,000.00的家,一部 $35,00! 0.00車,
一張漂亮的大床和一台大螢幕電視,但我與一個63歲的老女人睡。
對我而言,我似乎都不是站在對的事情那一邊。“
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living
in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a
10-inch black and white TV.
我的妻子是一個非常明智講理的女人。她叫我出去找一個今年23歲的辣妹,
她相信我會再一次住在一間很便宜的房子,開著一部破車,睡在一張沙發床,
看著一台 10英寸的黑白電視。
Aren t older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy s problems.