恐怖份子和女人有何分別…What is the difference between a terrorist and woman?
1. 一個可以談條件、一個不可以。
One you can set condition with , the other you can't.
2. 恐怖份子明確地告訴你他們要什麼，女人總是要你猜她們要什麼。
One will tell you exactly what their demands are, the other will have you to guess.
3. 恐怖份子會跟你談判，而你不能跟女人談判。
Terrorist will negotiate with you, woman will not.
4. 恐怖份子會殺害人質，但是女人不會這樣做，她們只會綁架人質一輩子。
Terrorist will kill the hostage, while woman will keep the hostage forever.
5. 遇到恐怖份子，你只有死路一條。遇到女人，你會活在十八層地獄。 [生不如死 ]
When you capture by terrorist, death is your only destination, however,
by women your destination is hell worse than death.
6. 恐怖份子用別人來談條件，女人用自己來談條件。
Terrorist will use other people to negotiate, women will use themselves.
7. 跟恐怖份子談判，贖金可能越談越少。跟女人談判，要花的錢可能越談越多。
(沒有籌碼的話還 是少談為妙 )
To negotiate with terrorist the ransom amount is decreasing after each talks,
while the bailed is increasing when talk to women.:
If you are not loaded with money, never negotiate with women)
8. 談判中你可能可以找一堆人和警察來抓恐怖份子，可是通常女人會找一堆人和警察來找你麻煩。
You can find a lot people and police force to arrest the terrorist,
women will find a lot people and police force to arrest or trouble you.
9. 恐怖份子把褲襪套在頭上，女人把褲襪戴在腳上。
Terrorist put stocking on their head, women put them on their feet.
10. 男人敢退去女人腳上的褲襪，卻不敢退去恐怖份子頭上的褲襪。
Men dare to take off the stockings from women's feet but not from terrorist's face.
11. 恐怖份子不一定是女人，但女人一定是恐怖份子…
Terrorist is not necessary a woman, but women are definitely a terrorist.
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