My question, “What movie didn’t they copy in Avatar?” First, we have Star Wars, the life force of the forest aka, “May the force be with you”, and the flying rogue chick with an attitude/Han Solo who comes in to save the day on her Millennium Falcon. Second, Apocalypse Now with a nauseating Robert Duvall imitator. I was waiting for him to say, “Let’s napalm the gooks.” Next would be Alien with a knock you over the head Sigourney Weaver vs. Giovanni Rabisi/Paul Reisner let’s make money off of this mission sub plot.
Let’s not over look the complete copy cat of the human run robots and as in all good science fiction movies, the inability to breath on the alien planet without an oxygen mask. Finally, we come to Dances With Wolves. Our lead actor, who had the emotional pulse of a corpse, makes an utterly pathetic attempt to pull off a Kevin Costner, I am the chosen one to commune and eventually mate with the natives copycat performance. Last but not least, I must address the blatant nudity to the point of soft porn in Avatar.
It was a tie between the mating scene in 3D and the orgasmic humping of the natives around the tree of life as to which scene would actually make me puke. Even the Lion King’s Tree of Life could not save the lion-faced Avatarians from my accusations of plagiarism. For shame to anyone who hails this movie as creative. The only creativity in Avatar was the fact that they didn’t quote the dialogue word for word from the movies they plagiarised.
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