"When a man steals your wife,






there is no  better revenge than to let him keep her."


如果有人搶了你的老婆,最好的報復就是讓他留著。
Lee Majors  美國電影明星-  李.梅爾)




"After  marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;

 they just can't face each  other, but still they stay" together.


結婚後夫妻就像一個硬幣的兩面·;他們不但不能面對面,而且還分不開。
Al Gore  克林頓當總統時的副總統-  阿爾·戈爾)

"By all  means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.

If you get a bad one,  you'll become a philosopher."


不管怎麼樣,還是結婚的好。

如果你找到一個好太太,你會很幸福。假如你找到一個壞的,

你會成為一個哲學家。 Socrates  古希臘的思想家、哲學家,教育家-  蘇格拉底)



"Woman inspires us to great  things, and prevents us from achieving them."
女人給了男人做大事的激勵和靈感,同時又給了男人完成大事的阻力。
Mike Tyson  前美國拳王-  麥克.泰森)



"The  great question... which I have not been able to answer... is,

"What does a woman  want?"
有一個好問題我總是沒答案;那就是“女人到底想要什麼?”
George Clooney  美國著名演員-  喬治·克魯尼)

"I had  some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me."
我跟我太太才說了幾個字,她卻回了我一段長篇大論。
Bill Clinton  美國前總統-  比爾.克林頓)



"Some people ask the secret of our  long marriage.

We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.

A little  candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
有人問我婚姻能維持這麼長的秘密。我們每個星期去餐館兩次。

晚餐有燭光,音樂,和跳舞。她星期二去,我星期五去。
George W. Bush  美國前總統-  小布希)



"I don't  worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
我不怕恐怖分子。我已經結婚兩年了。
Rudy Giuliani  前紐約市911事件時的市長N >- 魯迪.朱利安尼)



"Two  secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up."
有兩個秘密能讓你的婚姻圓滿:
1.  當你錯時,馬上認錯。
2.  當你對時,閉上嘴巴。
Shaquille O’Neal (美國籃球巨星-  沙奎爾.奧尼爾)



"The  most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once..."
最有效的方法記住你太太的生日就是先忘掉一次。
Kobe Bryant (美國籃球巨星-  科比·布萊恩特)



"My wife  and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
我太太和我都高高興興的過了二十年,然後我們相遇了。
Alec Baldwin  美國電影明星-  亞歷克.!  鮑德溫)

"A good wife always forgives her husband when  she's wrong."
一個好太太當她是錯的時候總是原諒她的丈夫。
Barack  Obama(美國總統-  歐巴馬)



"Marriage  is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy."
婚姻是唯一的敵我睡在一張床上的戰爭。
Tommy Lee  美國老牌電影明星-  湯米.李)

 


"First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second  Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
有個人驕傲的說“我的太太是天使!”
另一個聽到的人說“你真幸運!我的還活著!”
Jimmy Kimmel  美國著名電視節目主持人-  吉米.金米爾)



“Honey,  what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the
reason why the  world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
“親愛的,女士優先又怎麼了?” 丈夫回答說,”今天世界亂成這個樣子就是因為有女的先來了!“
David Letterman(美國電視著名脫口秀主持人-  大衛.萊特曼)